Jasper Islington Presents: Me So Corgi

Your attempts to remove this blanket will be for naught, but try if you must.

Blanket Mode Activated

Such utter conflict… Mum is here, but she’s using the hair dryer.  I love Mum.  I hate the hair dryer.  As long as I’m this close to her, everything will be all right.

Mum has very peculiar ways of keeping me warm.

What?  You know this is how I roll.

Focus… Just focus… Clearing my mind… No thinking…  Mind control can’t be that hard… Ok… deep breath… focus… just look at Mum… Here we go… And:

NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS NOMS 

Quality time with Mum.

I really do enjoy playing with Mum.  :)

I understand that you think this looks cute, but this is my howl of disapproval.