Jasper Islington Presents: Me So Corgi

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napoleonbone-apartthecorgi asked: Word on the street is that Scott Toilet Paper is getting rid of the rolls that hold the paper on. I'm sure other toilet paper manufacturers and paper towels will follow suit. Part of the Paper Apocalypse is coming to an end. I wanted to commend you on your hard work and wondered what your thoughts were on this revelation.

Oh dear…  This is indeed a concerning development!  I will be saddened by their loss, but I do try and keep my eyes out for new targets.  My new favorite is the tube in a roll or tin foil or cling film.  They are MUCH stronger than TP or paper towel tubes.  I’ve also expanded to Kleenex boxes and shipping boxes in a pinch.  Thank you for letting me know!

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adventuringinpoliscigirl asked: Hi Jasper! In two weeks, I'm going to be bringing home my own corgi pup. I was wondering if you could tell me what some of your favorite treats were so I can have a few of them on hand when I bring my new guy home? I love looking at your smiling face and reading your haikus! Thanks for sharing your life with your uprights with us!

I am SOOOOOO excited for you!  When I was wee I really enjoyed Zukes training treats.  They’re nice and small for wee baby Corgis.  I ended up changing to only veggies after I turned into a bit of a floor sausage. Thanks for writing and I can’t wait to see pictures!